ROFL!!!! oh dear god im LOLOLOLOLOLOL here re: tiara around the house
honestly, my persona on here is more "amped" than in real life
maybe that means i'm "closeted" as well

i
need
to
sleep

damn i gotta wake in 6 hours!!!

gnite peeps!

i can just imagine the dirty dirty convesations we would have... especially once drunk

haha i can imagine you sydney siders being drunk and humping/hitting on everyone that walks in/moves

i will be the odd one out cause i dont drink (seriously)

oh god i know. we would be disgusting yet awesome. which sums us up really!

cronkster i will always imagine you in a tiara just so you know. maybe a feather boa too. and dancing to disco music. bahahaha.

elise we should do it next season and then u can be like yeh im flying up to see the storm but really its to see us! or even the grand final? im sure they will make it.

aw BS u dont drink? i cant drink at the moment until i get my test results back. im dyiiiin.

awww elise! move to sydney




ive heard of that disease.

the cure is a bourbon and coke!!!

i wouldn't be surprised

nawtee DJ

well im going to work ,think of poor me while you sleep

along with simon black my favourite lions player. where are the shirtless caps from? i've heard he owns some day spa in melbourne so looks as if he is promoting that.

it was on the great outdoors

you really do work odd hours!!

i work in a noc , google it

You think you're pregnant?

haha well if storm win the gf, im going to the after party!
(last year they litterally threw themselves onto the crowd)
so ill be there for sure!

oooh i did - and wikipedia explained everything

hahaha oh god no im not pregnant! nah the docs i think i have bleeding in my tummy/ ulcerated eosphagus from a mix of medications i wasnt sposed to take together (not that anyone told me) and too much booze. and they did a few tests and i have to see the results before i can drink again.

with cronksters baby rofl

CC! BS FINALLY TOLD US WHERE HE WORKS! -gasp-

lol you must have to explain that to EVERYONE
how annoying!



LOL CC'S BABY!

E's do not count as medications kiki LOL
seriosuly tho, hope u feel better soon

okay well im going now too peeps!
looking at hot bodies and arses all day has drained all my energy (probally becuase i got so excited )

SWEET DREAMS

night elise!!!! sleep well u deserve it after ur big day

im really off this time too

night all

BAHAH can u imagine me and cronksters child? it would be hyperactive and pervy. but also really fucking fab-u-looooous.

hhahaha E's! no im a bit old for that now. it was my prescription meds plus nurofen. be careful of nurofen people, that shit is dangerous and no one tells u!

NOOO!!! How did I miss the gay convo??? Gah, I wake up in the morning and there's 6 more pages to go through. yeeeeesh.

To womby, BS, whoever the hell else.... I'm a total closet case too. Well not total. I'm out here in LA, but not to most of my family and friends back home in Texas and Oklahoma. I doubt they'd disown me, especially my family since my sister is an out lesbian living at home. But it's not something I want to go through right now.

And womby, I'm a "straight actor" as well (tho I prefer the term "masculine" as I am not a very good actor). It's REALLY hard to find a good guy here, since most of the out ones are flamey flame-a-thons. I've always said... if I wanted a pussy I'd marry a woman. Hence why I love me some rugged footy players!!

As for the "bi" thing... I used to call myself bi until I was about 21. I think it was more because I thought being "gay" meant that I had to act feminine and be a total whore. But then I realized that hey... I like dudes and there's nothing I can do about it. So if you don't like it you can suck my balls. Hah.

And don't worry about the errol girls on facebook, I had to warn them that my mom was on facebook as well, so they won't post anything crude on your wall or anything. But you all should join so I can see what the hell you people look like.

Oh, and YES! I'm a virgin. Proud of it. And I don't plan on doin' it until I get married. Call me old school if you will. And to BS, I'm not much of a drinker either. I'll have a beer or a rum and coke once in a while, but it's just too damn expensive... and I don't wanna get fat. And I don't like being dizzy.

And to the girls.... I looooooove me some titties. I'm OBSESSED with them. But that don't make me "straight" or "bi." I just like squeezing them and watching them bounce. And cleavage.... I love me some cleavage.

I thought Australia was more open-minded with homosexuality, but I guess being gay in my country is more difficult. It's not easy to be gay but it allows me to see life in a very different way. What is normal for heteros like flirting in public is not allowed for us. Forums like this help a lot, thank you very much.

*drags feet in*

told u i had to wake up in 6 hours grrrrrrrr

morning von, morning sheni...

Kinky, if u and me had babies, they would not only be hyperactive, pervy and fabulous, they'd also be gorgeous eurasian kids

there, see, told u i looked nothing like Big Gay Following

BS and von, i don't drink much either - maybe a beer or 2, oh how butch of me - but yeah, i get drunk too easily and go red in the face eek how embarrassment

Ms Elise, so we were wrong with our private musings on what BS did! hahahahaha. i hope u've calmed down from the excitement of yesterdays stalking support of the storm training. i can't believe ur friend was that close to Quinny. can i touch her. what did he smell like mmmmm

have grate days everyone!!!!

are u trying to tell us ur a proud and out asian man cronkster?

As a bisexual woman myself, I find it pretty distressing that people think they can tell me what I am or am not. I like girls, I like guys, and people are going to tell me that I don't exist just because I don't fit into their neat tidy categories? And gay people think they get it bad lol. I'm a firm believer of the Kinsey scale too. I've been reading the comments over the last few pages and it's been an awesome read. Is that Daniel guy holding hands with that other guy for fun or are they actually an item? He's cute.

Some not very known Aussie Rules players:
Justin Charman, Brisbane Lions



Steve Johnson, Geelong

Courtney Johns, Essendon

cronkster i am going to find a photo of me and quinny for you... just because i love you haha





i feel so left out being in crappy brisbane too EC


shattered i missed out on the chats last night ppl. much love to all the closets out there. i can totally understand why you're not comfortable in coming out, but at the same time it breaks my heart! just know that we all love you and we all think you are fabulous!

I would prefer being Bi than Gay though.
Geez that would be fun wouldnt it. And you don't have to lie to anyone, there's no need.

Is there a gender you prefer? if you dont mind me asking

I guess I'm a closted bi. I'm attracted to both men and women. Have never done anything with a guy, and really don't have any desire at this point in my life, but it can't hurt to look.




Well, I don't think you should lump all religious people in the same category. I'm religious, but I think ultra-conservatives don't realize that they are acting the opposite of what Jesus taught (love they neighbor, let those without sin cast the first stone, etc.). Jesus's message was one of acceptace, kindness, helping. People who are bigots (in any form) aren't what I would consider true Christians. They just think that they are and hide their hatred behind the Bible.

Okay, getting off soapbox now.




Agreed.

The problem is people can only understand what is their experience. Some gay people thought they were bi -- or maybe had sex with the opposite gender because that is what is expected. I know at different times, I can be attracted to men, not attracted to men, attracted to women and not attracted to women. Not sure why. I could be straight by nature, gay by nurture -- or just the opposite.

I know a lof of things gay guys like, I can't stand. Seeing guys kiss or sucking dick turns me off big time. Oddly enough, I do get aroused by men banging man (missionary postion). Then again, I get off on men banging chicks and chicks giving oral to chicks. Weird.

Anyway, suborbital has it right. We can't all be categorized neatly.

do you know what? I think that people just like to Label. I think they feel safer thinking that you have to be either gay or straight or bi, or even that bisexuality doesn't exist, because it makes the world neat and orderly.

but in the end I think most people are fluid. we have tendencies, but they're just like the tendencies we (me) have for boys with brown eyes and a head of scruffy dark hair. every now and then an adorable clean cut preppy american boy comes along and I just can't help myself. or, a girl. bahaha.

I think we would all be so much happier if we all labelled less and pashed more.

meanwhile ELISE - yes! drinks when/if your storm are in the gf? YES? I know I don't know you bb but I feel like I do. and yes I am inviting myself to everyone's drink. I'M A PUSHY BITCH AND YOU ALL FUCKING HAVE TO LOVE IT.

*high kick*

meanwhile do u kids remember kiki talking about our vid? to get lozzy to sydney?

can you PLEASE PLEASE WATCH IT?? it's totally cute and MANTASTIC, I SWEAR.

WATCH WATCH WATCH!

http://www.nova1069.com.au/site/shows/mesh...rand_final.aspx

it's the one with cooper and billy as the pic ... OF COURSE. cause who is more of a lover than those two?

haha thats hilarious , loved it!

cheers for cred too

haha i have to say i love mine!
they are the best things ever invented


oh and i saw your myspace page! hahaha your photos are cute !

sass its not loading!!!

some more old pics i found

unknown afl player in speedos


jordan atkins and chris walker ?



matt hilder in speedos , nice bulge matt

OH NO ELISE! it works for me but I'm in nsw ... maybe that makes a difference?

and I'm glad you like it bs we maybe kindof wanted to pimp you out too considering you're pretty much our favourite site on the internet, bahah. it was your cap of mick crocker and quinny that gave us the idea for the song!





sigh. I wish I could like afl. cause I sure do like their arms. and their sleeveless uniforms.

bah i keep finding these videos i have never seen before ?!

amon buchanana and barry hall shirtless



Anthony Minichiello , danny nutley and craig fitzgibbon shirtless




michael robertson in speedos hot! and chris hicks shirtless















i hate AFL as a sport , but the players are hot

Wow, I missed an awful lot of stuff since yesterday, damn only having the net at work! I'm surprised that most of the gay guys in here are closeted, I thought I was all alone there, seems most of us are, and are afraid to come out duye to friends and family. Its sad I know but I know a few friends would not accept, nor would most family. If I found the right guy and wanted to get into a relationship with him, I'd make sure it was going to last and probably force myself to come out, but would voluntarily disassociate(sp?) myself from alot of people I know anyway.

I'm 100% gay, don't find women sexually attractive at all, and funnily enough, although I am soooooooooooo attracted to men, I'm not all that horny for man sex, love the thought of it, love naked guys, love cocks, body hair, muscles etc but don't get into alot of it, also sad, but I guess it comes down to finding the right guys, which is hard when you are a non-scene closeted gay. I also find queeny, typically gay guys a turn off, but I think thats why we all like the footy players, they are so manly and non-gay like, and thats the turn on.

I'm myself and as BS said, if I came out I wouldn't change at all, I'd just be outed and thats it, wouldn't really change who I am. I'm not really what I'd call a typical gay guy, I don't talk funny, dress flamboyantly, walk funny or act femme, I own and drive 3 tough, modified cars and I don't think my friends and family think I'm gay, but they must wonder why I never really talk about women, sex with women or have any female partners!






I'm a virgin with girls, barely even ever kissed a girl, well maybe a few, but nothing more, only been with 3 guys, and 2 were drunken romps, so I'm not a very sexually active guy, I don't know why, I love to look and such, but not alot of action for me, until mr right pops his head up!




I'd like to know how old all you closeted guys are??????? I'm 28, and I wonder how much longer I will actually live this lie, well not that I'm lie to anyone, if someone honestly ever sat me down and asked me straight up, I'd probably just say I'm gay, but that doesn't mean I'd come out until I was ready or found someone to live the rest of my life with.

I've often thought of moving OS to start again, and be 100% outed in the US or similar, but I love it here too much and would miss too much of what I'm into here, so it won't happen, for a long time anyway.


We need a thread for the closeted, footy loving, straight acting(not that we are acting) gay guys to chat about things and discuss crap.....I'm glad some of you in here are in the same boat, I thought I was alone out there!

***end long winded typing session****

a friend of mine always told me he thought he was asexual or not very sexual, and he didn't really think abotu actually shagging anyone, but then he started getting involved with guys and it was totally the opposite.

I wonder if maybe because we grow up only being exposed to hetero sex in our culture that it's almost like you are attracted to people (and kinda know you're gay) but you just don't associate it with actual sex?

it would be the same as growing up with no sex education or no movies or anything. you'd know you're attracted to the opposite sex but not really know what to do. or want to do it.

like ... we're just not in the habit? I dunno.

its good to see mino shirtless again! looks like he has got rid of the chest hair as well

sass, can you give me the youtube link?
i want to watch iot!

here you go miss elise!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkX2JiQiBnU

these are old azza pics , nearly 2 years ago..

I am ashamed to say that it is usually whichever is closest to me and naked. I think I'm what you'd classically consider a 'perve'. Both sides get me going, but I am partial to girls with a nice rack like Anna Popplewell, or pretty, masculine guys [which is why I'm in this forum lol, because there's plenty in here!]

oooh more closted boys! i want to bundle you up and bring you to Kikis House of Acceptance and we can all live in a big commune and be fierce and talk about boys ALL THE TIME with no judgement!

omg cronkster we would have eurasian babies? CUTE. maybe i can be your surrogate

more old stuff i am finding!

barry hall , and i like that cute guy next to him




brad morrin in speedos


brett kirk


cameron phelpes


luke bailey



mmm yummo darius boyd arse


dean collis is sooo gorgeous!


Hazem El Masri shirtless





Nick Kouparitsas shirtless


Rene Matua Shirtles


Shuan Kenny Dowall Craig Wing Mitchell pearce

aah in my mind the house of acceptance is like the best little whorehouse in texas. except instead of ladies of purchasable virtue gossiping about boys it's full of gorgeous boys gossiping about boys.

and instead of one dolly parton you get TWO.

yeeehah! excuse me while I put on my dolly cowgirl outfit.

well said, I often tell people I'm asexual LOL, its not that I don't want to have sex, I just feel I need to be really attracted to someone to do it with them and also need to feel they are really attracted to me in the same way, I'm not a one night stand kinda guy, just don't get off on random rooting enough to do it.....unless too much alcihol is present....ooops, plus us guys can pleasure ourselves into organsm pretty easily, so its not necessary to root around too much!

hmmmm Barry Hall is hot in a dopey thug kinda way, nice pecs and abs, I like his fuzzyness and blond hair, hot!

Isn't that Luke Bailey, not Chris

and I hope Brad Morrin has his DT's pulled up like that in a joking kinda way, otherwise that looks silly having them reefed up!

oops i thought i typed luke