Sorry to be so crude, but I've just started with this guy and things are about to get quite serious.

In the past, I haven't been too brilliant in the oral department and was wondering what kind of things make an ideal blowjob. I have no problem in getting many inches in there, but then don't have a great many ideas for what to do with it.

I am so naive! Any tips would be gratefully appreciated.

Moving angle - approaching from different directions.
Licking his shaft with your tongue.
Licking his balls.
Kissing his cockhead.
Making a bit of noise.

Think of what would feel good on you, do on him. Practice on lollies. Try to lose gag reflex. NO TEETH at any time. Minimal saliva.

I never got the noise thing. How is gagging sexy?
I'm always afraid he's choking or something.

Oh and don't STARE into their eyes. You're not in a porno, love.

I never said choking noises.

Oh do you mean those loud sucking noises and the slurping?

Moans of sheer pleasure....

Oh those...

So a dry mouth, no staring and lots of pleasure noises. Got it.

Yeah.
You don't sound as familiar with them as I am.

And if you want to get rid of them drool like a dog, glare at them with teeth bared and laugh maniacally.

Is that you, Muttley?

I don't know about the poor OP but this is beginning to worry me now!

Everyone is different; ask him what he likes.

Ensure suitable foreplay beforehand.

Perhaps you could sing him a breathy rendition of the Chordettes' "Lollipop", before attending to his own stick of sweetness. "Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lolli lolli, Call my baby Lollipop, I'll tell you why, ' Cause he's sweeter than an apple pie."

I'm sure somebody told me a story about lollypops recently but I can't think what.

ah well.

I'll never be able to look at a cornetto in the same way again though.

Get a sugar dummy and love it til there's nothing left.

try humming when you suck on his balls works a treat.also a bit of teeth on the underline of the tip is good.i've always had the when i've attempted it.

lol and where was the thumbs up?!

Haha, yes, that'd be sweet. I seem to remember something similar happening during a rimming scene on Shortbus, only they were humming the national anthem.

EDIT: Perhaps that wasn't the most suitable smilie for me to use to end a sentence on rimming.

Someone should go over to Southampton and give Astron a demo.

I still remember the best BJ that I've ever had (and I've had many ). I don't know what he did, but his mouth felt like velvet.

Maybe he took his teeth out?

I'm sure one day we'll get Parsy's memoirs about his time as a rentboy and his elderly clientele.

Maybe I never had good sex so far. Thanks for making me aware of that.


Hmmm...apply first via PM please, so I can have a casting session.

Class!

Thanks, guys.

Got most of that. A dry mouth puzzles me. When you say dry do you just mean not lapping with saliva? Just slightly moist.

Don't gnaw through his banjo string by accident. A girl from my school did that, got pretty awkward at the hospital when the rents came to visit.

Crikey!

This happened to you!?

Yeah I'd go with the "no teeth" mantra. Teeth scraping on exposed bellend = "ow! what the fuck are you doing" which were my exact words to an ex who thought teeth were part of good technique. No, no, no.

Don't sound like you're gagging either.

Keep your mouth dry as poss, suck on the out strokes, swirl your tongue over his bellend, use gentle hands help with the cock action and to play with his balls and touch his inner thighs/groin area.

from the reciever of coarse.

This is a very educational thread.

yes it's like sex ed just a whole lot more better.

And don't do what a straight friend's girlfriend did: she blew on it.

Plus you could try chewing an "Airwaves" immediately before you go down, for that nice menthol cool tingle.

Airwaves blowjobs are good

Or taking a swig of either a hot drink, like tea or a really cold drink.. that'lll make him go "Ooooh!"

Oh good lord no. She did it to her at the time boyfriend, they broke up shortly after he was let out of hospital.

hey guys.

thanks for all of your advice. it was nowhere as disastrous as i imagined it would be! No airwaves, I'm afraid, but teeth never came into play!

He was groaning for the most part and after about 5 mins came down my throat. Sorry for the detail but I'm sure some of you would have asked!

You gonna get tested or are you a live on the edge kinda guy?

You could go down on him with a gobful of wine and tell him it's "coq au vin."

LOL

Or maybe try a bit of pork in cider

I think this video is full of practical ideas!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/1183463/...-comedy-blowjob

Next time you unbutton a guy's jeans and pull down his boxers, I want you thinking about saying "How dry do you want it?" lol