I noticed I changed to "Hardcore Member" yesterday. What does that mean? And how did I get it?

Is there like...a "ranking" system? Or is it just because I have posted quite a lot in the last week or so?

Your post count.

Thank you

Does it change quite often when you're a premium member?

I was thinking about that too? There are people who post more often than I, but their's is still the same

And while I'm here, I might as well ask. What are all the different "types"? And are they all based on post count?

Yeah actually, while we're on it, I always wondered how Sam Hain and Mikes moved up to the A and B Lists respectively without being premium members. On merit and contribution?

Mike slept with everyone he needed to and I'm just great

*To be honest I have no idea, but it was a nice surprise

Ranks change automatically at certain milestones.

Hardcore Member kicks in at 500 posts.
Your next change will happen at 1000 posts.

These rank changes affect everyone - premium or not.

Thanks. Maybe it wasn't yesterday it changed, I doubt I've posted over 120 times yesterday and today

What ranks are there? I mean, for Premium and non-Premium. Or are they both the same?

Z list is for nobodies

C, B, A and Super are awarded for contribution to the board.
Usually in the way of picture posting but on odd occasions for contributions in the discussion forums.

Anyone who is Premium is automatically a minimum C-list just cos thats how the upgrade system works.

625 posts in a month. "lurker" is a bit of a misnomer, non?

Thanks



It's in reference to all the lurking I did before I signed up

Is 625 posts in a month considered a lot?

( 18 posts per day / 0.11% of total forum posts )

Yes

The same - if you hadn't become a premium member, you'd still have the hardcore rank because of your post count

I've posted like 4 times in the last 5 minutes. Is 18 per day really a lot?



Thanks

18 per day is a lot for a newbie.


I barely posted at first taking about 3 years to reach 1000 posts. Then I got talking to more people here and posted a bit more, that is until a few months ago when I started posting a lot and have posted a massive amount in quite a short time but because of those first 3 years my average post count is something like 1.6 per day.

Aaah, see I'm a gobby cunt. Especially on forums. I've been posting on various forums since I was about 14, so I'm no stranger to them. Doesn't take me long to get settled in and start posting away like a maniac

Gee, thanks!

That just means you need to try harder to get moved up on merit or open your wallet to become a premium member.



Clearly those two things are beyond my capabilities so I'll remain a Z list nobody for the time being!

Who's cock do I have to suck to get bumped up from z?

Eh?

There are 5 candidates at the very least. Might want to call Sir Alan (refuse to call him Lord Sugar).

You could try mine. Will probably prove to be pretty useless in getting you bumped up from Z list, but it's worth a try

Or try sucking off a footballer to get higher on the other Z list. You might even get to do some presenting on location for next years X Factor!

OI. Enough out of you Wait until I am done trying to get his pretty lips all to myself before you start suggesting others to him.

There'll be plenty lining up with pretty lips puckered for you.

Ironic really since you were the lurker you will now become the lurked. People are watching! Waiting! Willing...

Neither of which will help him climb the social FMF ladder

Should we be posting so outrageously in "Forum Support"? A section where no post goes unnoticed by the moderating team?


*runs away*





Bugger, they're onto us.

RUN DIXIE RUN!!!

Well the mods are great guys, but I agree, we need to take it elsewhere.

There is no forum where a post goes unnoticed but you're right, better take it elsewhere (not that flirting in other forums is encouraged but I've got the feeling that us mods are all in the holiday mood and allowing lists and other things usually frowned upon

But Sir you forgot-

NO running in the posts
NO posts later than 1 am
and
NO being alone with other boys in ANY thread!

Ahem, I also forgot the one that says:

I KNEW you'd say that...but there is nothing to see...many men have told me that!

*If it does really break that rule I'll remove it*

I was so happy being a Z-lister before I read this,

Are you now going to donate to be upgraded to C-list? If so he's done his job!

You are not alone

I wish there was a membership level based on the amount of time that you have been a member ! I'm nearly up to 7 years !

I was upgraded to C before I became a Premium member and then became a C member all over again.

Doesn't C+C=B?

Nope. Sorry.

Z + Premium = Premium C

C + Premium = Premium C

I need you filling in my tax return

Well Tiuri's apparently as he's the one who doesnt want anyone else's cock being sucked




(really should not have posted this )