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Phil K
post Aug 8 2012, 19:01
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Can anyone recommend what I should be looking for (i.e a small dildo) in my local sex shop to start opening up my tight ass getting ready for anal.

Would like to have a clue what I'm looking for before I go in and come out empty handed.

or if anyone has any links to products in online stores that would be great.

Thanks very much. Genuine post.
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post Aug 8 2012, 20:23
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http://www.cocklocker.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2041
The likes of that would probably be a good idea to start with. You can also have a browse through their anal section and have a search for beginners / basic items. The reviews on there are pretty good as well so you can see what sort of results other users have had.

Go for pvc or silicone if you can as rubber ones tend to persish with time and use.
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post Aug 8 2012, 21:39
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QUOTE(Phil K @ Aug 8 2012, 20:01) *

Can anyone recommend what I should be looking for (i.e a small dildo) in my local sex shop to start opening up my tight ass getting ready for anal.

Would like to have a clue what I'm looking for before I go in and come out empty handed.

or if anyone has any links to products in online stores that would be great.

Thanks very much. Genuine post.


You've got ten things at the end of your arms that can help....8 of which are more useful than the other two ..You also need to learn to relax ..poppers might help ( but not with Viagra mixed in ) . There are loads of sex mailorder sites ..Love Honey being one that comes to mind . ..Google for others if you dont mind ordering online .
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post Aug 8 2012, 22:29
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You want something like this:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22285
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post Aug 9 2012, 02:37
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Have you consulted with Yorkshire Guy yet?
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post Aug 9 2012, 09:21
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Well, i've said it before and I'll say it again....Mother Nature has provided for all your anal stretching needs with her bounteous supply of root vegetables. Cheap AND nutritious! Although you can't beat a butt plug.
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post Aug 9 2012, 10:30
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Ahh yes, the veg again. You start with a carrot and eventually you can make your own coleslaw.
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post Aug 9 2012, 11:46
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I never grow tired of the vegetable talk. lol_2.gif How about stringing a load of Birds Eye peas together?
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post Aug 9 2012, 11:55
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I never grow tired of the vegetable talk. lol_2.gif How about stringing a load of Birds Eye peas together?


Start with a Petit Pois then a Garden Pea,then a Marrowfat and progressing with various items of fruit or veg up to a Butternut Squash ( well maybe that last one is a step too far ) :-)
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post Aug 9 2012, 19:58
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well I came away from the sex shop empty handed (and empty assed)

Wanted to sell me an expensive vibrator.

Didn't help that he thought I was straight. rolleyes.gif:

Will check out online.
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post Aug 9 2012, 20:05
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The website I gave you is specificly gay male aimed but cheaper than a lot of them. A lot of sex shops overcharge justifying by saying they are a specialist retailer and try to get rid of whatever makes them the most. The online ones arrive in plain packets and all the lovehoney group sites linked to here have free postage.

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post Aug 9 2012, 20:15
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I quite like the look of the glass ones. And don't forget to get some lube whilst you're at it! biggrin.gif
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post Aug 9 2012, 20:18
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I quite like the look of the glass ones. And don't forget to get some lube whilst you're at it! biggrin.gif


They are good and look nice ..Instructions says u can put them in a dishwasher blink.gif You can also warm them up in hot water or chill them in the freezer ..
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post Aug 9 2012, 20:20
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QUOTE(molley @ Aug 9 2012, 21:18) *

QUOTE(ic1male @ Aug 9 2012, 21:15) *

I quite like the look of the glass ones. And don't forget to get some lube whilst you're at it! biggrin.gif


They are good and look nice ..Instructions says u can put them in a dishwasher blink.gif You can also warm them up in hot water or chill them in the freezer ..


I suppose it helps with a cold bed in the winter - just shove a warm dildo up your arse instead of taking a hot water bottle. lol_2.gif
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post Aug 9 2012, 21:32
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Oh you can just imagine that, can't you?

"It's a bit chilly in here, isn't it?"

"Here, pop this up you, you'll be warm in seconds."
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post Aug 9 2012, 21:34
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Or you could put it in the freezer! It's bloody warm in my bedroom tonight. I need cooling down. lol_2.gif
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post Aug 9 2012, 21:48
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You'd probably die from the shock!
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post Aug 9 2012, 22:10
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QUOTE(Phil K @ Aug 9 2012, 20:58) *

well I came away from the sex shop empty handed (and empty assed)

Wanted to sell me an expensive vibrator.

Didn't help that he thought I was straight. rolleyes.gif:

Will check out online.


This is a good one, my ex's sister bought it for me as a "joke" present when we were still together. It made for a very funny and embarrassing blink.gif present but a useful one too lol. http://www.annsummers.com/p/baby-blue-butt...07anatas1004014
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post Aug 10 2012, 21:00
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QUOTE(X-DB-X @ Aug 9 2012, 23:10) *

This is a good one, my ex's sister bought it for me as a "joke" present when we were still together. It made for a very funny and embarrassing blink.gif present but a useful one too lol. http://www.annsummers.com/p/baby-blue-butt...07anatas1004014


Similar to one I've used in the past. Thankfully not a joke present, though. bleh.gif

Personally I wouldn't advise that. It was a little 'pointy' for my liking...
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Have you consulted with Yorkshire Guy yet?


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