Why did God make homosexuals?, Just a bit of fun Options

[stevo]

Reading this is like watching a hamster trying to escape from one of those little mazes they devise in labs:

God does not make sinners - He makes people, and people choose to sin. God created man in his own image , but that has nothing to do with God creating homosexuals, because God is not a homosexual. God is in fact heterosexual, and therefore anything created in his image would also be heterosexual, not homosexual.)) We are placed on the earth with agency, or the ability to act for ourselves. God does not force anyone to do anything. The way you are is the way you have decided to be. Does God make people sin? No. He teaches us why we should not sin. So why would God make someone be homosexual? In the Bible we read the account of when He destroyed the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. Why? Because they were all sinners and it was better for them to die then to continue sinning and making themselves worse. So what was their sin? The Bible says that it was two main things: Homosexuality and Bestiality (also called Sodomy, receiving its name from this biblical city). So if God destroyed those cities for being homosexuals, why would He make people homosexuals? He doesn't. It's your choice, and he wants everyone, including homosexuals to repent and return to Him.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_did_God_make...s#ixzz219f8sgj1

What struck me on reading this isn't any of the guff about Soddom and Gomorrah, but more the the logical humping the writer is giving himself here.

It's a mini essay on the pointlessness of 'God'. God (he's a Real Man, btw) is sitting twiddling his thumbs one day and thinks, "I know, I will create a Universe so everything in it can worship me, but they can choose not to. It's like one of those tests. I just love those things- do I choose A or B? Hmm. I'll need to create sin first though."

"Why create it if you don't want people to do it?"

"Don't ask me silly questions, just don't do it or you'll burn in Hell. Or be a Gay."

This post has been edited by stevo: Jul 20 2012, 10:01

[Astron]

How is God, hetero sexual? How is he sexual at all?

[dixie]

Can of worms, Astron.


If God created man in his image why do we all look different. What image did he create woman on?

For God to be heterosexual there must be women he is attracted to, so is he attracted to female devine powers or is he attracted to his own creation, in which case that's all kinds of wrong, like the Adam and Eve story really.


This post has been edited by dixie: Jul 20 2012, 11:12

[Astron]

Maybe that's why humanity is so fucked up. We're all inbred.
Kinda makes sense to me.

[stevo]

Well, he looks like a bit of a hunk to me even for an old bloke - check out those biceps, not to mention serious hours you'd need to put in to get those forearms. He clearly spends a lot of time at the gym. That's Lady Wisdom he has on his arm.



Mind you, there's the pink frock, and Lady Wisdom is quite boyish. Hmm, now I'm not so sure.

[Astron]

Yeah he's a bit hot.

[dixie]

Who is the guy on the cliff?

Let's hope that guy hasn't been created in the image of God, otherwise God has a tiny penis.

[devynethang]

I used to say that, "Homosexuality is the universe's way of ensuring that the truly gifted are not burdened with child care." But too many of us screw that up by adopting and such.

This post has been edited by devynethang: Jul 20 2012, 13:30

[Astron]

That's Adam Dixie!
How can you not now this painting? It's part of the world famous fresco in the Sistene Chapel.
Jeez

[dixie]

Wow, then I feel sorry for Eve.


And no, I don't know that painting. Is that wildly uncivilised of me?

[Astron]

Well it's further prove of the ignorance of todays youth.

You should also know that in art (past), the male genital is always portrait small as to not make it the focus of the whole thing or something.
Greek statues always have small knobs too.
Apparently this doesn't work on you as it was still the first thing your eyes went to.

[dixie]

You must be old if I'm considered the youth.

[Astron]

I'm not old, I'm just better.

[dixie]

Now who's talking nonsense...

[Astron]

Dunno...you?

[Unilad]

The same reason why he engulfed the planet in a flood and murdered all those 'sinful' children, men and women.
The same reason why he sent his son in human form to teach us the path of good and then let him die in agony.
The same reason why he tells a select few a message but doesn't directly tell all of us himself too avoid confusion.
The same reason why loves his creatures unconditionally, thus he chooses not to intervene in natural disasters.
FOR THE LOLZ!

This post has been edited by Unilad: Jul 20 2012, 16:31

[Astron]

Was funnier before the edit.

[Unilad]

Was funnier before the edit.

Wasn't mean't to be funny...

[Okto]

One of the problems with right and wrong in a universe created from nothing is that it just seems so arbitrary. If I'm going to accept the origins of right and wrong as being from outside our current world and our own choosing, an explanation that shows some bigger picture is needed. "Just because" has never been enough for me.

[nilad69]

Why did God forbid Adam and Eve to wear clothes yet wears a pink dress Himself?? ...Pervert! Must be why He got so angry when they ate the knowledge fruit - becuase then they knew he was watching them be naked