True Blood season 5 Options

[jumpingjellybean]

Can somebody please stake Tara she is so annoying, you would have thought she would be amazing as a vamp and embrace it.

As Pam said 'stupid bitch'

[jumpingjellybean]

Is no one watching this anymore?

What is it with the Iraq flashback storyline, I roll my eyes and want to skip past they could be showing so much more instead.

Glad Bieber Vamp got staked.

Sookie and Alcide , woo lucky bitch.

And..True Blood renewed

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/s59/true-...ons-by-hbo.html

[saintly_boy]

^ you literally wrote everything I wanted to say! (but I'mma say it anyway...)

Terry storyline = I like him and Arlene, but they might as well be on a different show.

That little vamp was so annoying, mainly because the actor was so OTT, glad he's gone.

Sookie is such a lucky hoe, well jel.

Pam is still hysterical, even when the story is boring her one-liners always have me in fits.

[Jonnycondom]

I'm still waiting for this season to start on FX.

Anyone know when that is?

[BillyBuddSailor]

This season is going nowhere...

And that Salome bloodsuckers looks like Gael García Bernal...

[atticus]

Finally got around to watching the last episode.

. Pam and Eric's goodbye was great.

. Jessica coming to Sookie/Jason's aid was nifty. I'm starting to think Pam and Jess might be my main reason to keep watching.

. Drunk Sookie is much more fun than regular Sookie. Get some Alcide Sook!

Everything else is a bit of a mess. Fairies, Iraq, Dead Shifters

Still not sure about Tara. Pam trying to turn her into a worthy progeny might be pretty cool.

[Kev]

Still not sure about Tara. Pam trying to turn her into a worthy progeny might be pretty cool.

And after Eric's talk I think she's going to start taking the task seriously.

[saintly_boy]

I'm really glad they didn't show Eric turning Pam, I don't think there's anyway they could have done it that would have done it justice. Nice to just leave it to our imaginations.

[atticus]

Didn't like the new episode. This season is a bit of a mess. Jason ass was good though

. Poor Alcide. Debbie cries during sex, Sookie pukes before it.

. Looks like Luna's gone. The cut to slow motion made it lose all its impact. Guessing Sam will be stuck raising the girl now.

. The Vamp/Lilith stuff is getting tiresome.

I know tv shows are all about character progression but damn I miss season 1 Lafayette

[Kev]

Sookie throwing up on Alcide was the best part of the episode.

[tightbumlover]

Is it just me or is this season really hard to follow? I struggle to stay up to speed with the whole Authority thing. The war storyline is just so tedious- It's not fair... Arlene deserved a better storyline! Quite enjoying the Pam and Tara storyline and also the Russell one. I'm hoping now that Russell is back that it will start to pick up now. The Lafayette storyline is boring as well- They are just back peddling from the last series! Let it go lol Lets see him progress not go backwards. To be honest I've never recovered from Tommy dying Loved his character and he could of had some great storylines this season.... and opportunities to get his amazing bubble butt out again ha! Thank god for Jason's ass!

[Kev]

It doesn't seem that hard to follow to me. It's a little more over the top than it has been.

[tightbumlover]

Maybe i'm just a little bored and switch off lol

[atticus]

An Alan Ball episode finally. I liked it but there's no making up for a pretty weak season sadly but it did speed up the momentum of the show a lot.

. Russell and his very to the point views about humans was great. A nice contrast to the boring Order", "Peace", "Mercy" and Lilith stuff being spouted by Roman and a bunch of vamps who's names I still don't know.

. Roman didn't do the explody things that vamps normally do when staked, so I hope he's not gone. Chris Meloni is great. I just wish they had given him a better character and story.

. Eric glamouring Alcide was great I am glad Sookie undid it pretty quickly though.

. I was dreading Alcide getting drawn into the pack politics but I have to say I thought it was pretty cool when he showed up and faced off with the new pack leader. Fair play to that girl for siding with him. She probably wants to bang him ... fair play again

. Pam dragging Tara away was pretty funny. I do wish Jess had kicked her whiny ass though

. The Fairy stuff is still pretty meh but I do wonder who the vamp was that sensed Sookie's blood? I'm thinking Eric, not sure why.

. Still don't care about Fire Demon but the Arlene and Terry scene was great and really sad I kind forget how good Carrie Preston is. Arlene is another character who deserves better story lines.

. And Alcide had his shirt off

[saintly_boy]

. Roman didn't do the explody things that vamps normally do when staked, so I hope he's not gone. Chris Meloni is great. I just wish they had given him a better character and story.

Unfortunately, Chris confirmed that he's left the series

Never even properly got his kit off

[atticus]

. Roman didn't do the explody things that vamps normally do when staked, so I hope he's not gone. Chris Meloni is great. I just wish they had given him a better character and story.

Unfortunately, Chris confirmed that he's left the series

Never even properly got his kit off

Bugger He really didn't get to do much. Big name gone to waste there

[atticus]

Another weak episode for a very weak season. Stoner vamps seem to be the major plot of season 5

. Lafayette charging for his medium talents seemed like old Lafayette.
. Bill being a Lilith groupie is surprising.
. Eric not being a Lilith groupie isn't surprising.
. Alcide got his ass kicked ... again. Nice ass though
. Pam turning racist lady into Tara's slave was fucked up but kinda cool. Pam seems to get away with being nice and evil but when Bill killed that woman I was all

[atticus]

Is anyone still watching?

Episode 10 was brill. Hopefully it will lead to a strong ending to the season.

Great stuff in this episode.

. Tara with a sword

. Chop stick staking.

. Hoyt, Jess and Jason

. Lafayette with a shotgun and acting like old Lafayette. Nice to have a break from the medium stuff.

. Ginger screaming again.

. Russell leaving the Lilith groupies in style.

Not much bad in this episode really. The Lilith stuff is still kinda crappy but should improve with Russell on the loose. I hope Jess doesn't join the stoner parade.

[BillyBuddSailor]

Vampires dancing to Katy Perry

And yeah, Jessica, Hoyt and Jason

This post has been edited by BillyBuddSailor: Aug 13 2012, 23:03

[fenella]

Lafeyette and Ginger are at the Bitten Convention in Northampton this weekend, as are the witchy waitress and the Jason-rapey Were-panther girl. Google Bitten3 to check out the details.