QUOTE(stulancs @ Apr 4 2012, 17:57)

A man on a bus trying to ejaculate in your hair does not mean you're beautiful

Oh surely it must.
What does shitting over the Daily Mail mean?
QUOTE(Ollie2UK @ Apr 4 2012, 13:08)

Before tearing her to shreds, have a read of this article, which gives an interesting insight into Daily Mail features practices and might help shed some light on these rather bizarre pieces. It was written 6 months ago, so it's not a response to this situation specifically, but it does make very interesting reading nonetheless.
Wow, who would have thought it. A formula for duping buffoons into contributing sensationalist garbage to a tabloid. Astonishing. My favourite part:
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There is a tacit understanding (whether true or false in actuality) that the editor of The Daily Mail doesn’t like women to appear on the pages of the paper wearing either trousers or dark colours.
Here he is:

The look of a man slowly having a small, well-lubricated dildo turned clockwise in his arse.
This post has been edited by stevo: Apr 5 2012, 12:09