Some call him Shrek, some cum over him...just how sexy is Wayne Rooney? Options

[stulancs]

Lovely, poetic description there Objective? Can we objective about looks though? I think as this thread shows, it's enitrely subjective. De gustibus non disputandum est, as they say in Russia

In any event, I love the term "numptyism"

Yeah but just because someone isn't your type, you can still see when they're attractive or not. Gays do it with women all the time.

As far as Rooney goes, if you're into rugged men, and don't know anything about him, he's not ugly. He only becomes ugly when you hear things about him and realise what a unapologeticly festering piece of smeared human effluent he is.

This post has been edited by stulancs: Jan 31 2012, 02:16

[Roger Mellie]

Well Stu, you certainly make a good point about gay men being able to declare women as attractive. I agree we can look at a woman; e-v-al-uate her attractiveness, without fancying her. It's same for other men too of course; for instance I'd rate Jason Manford as attractive, but I don't fancy him.

However attractiveness is an subjective quality too: Whether somebody is (not) "attractive", regardless of whether somebody is your 'type' or not, is still a matter of personal opinion. Indeed you demonstrate that in what you put about Rooney's looks:
If you're into rugged men, and don't know anything about him, he's n,ot ugly.

Thence Rooney's attractiveness would hinges on whether one likes rugged men, regardless of whether you would fancy him/whether he's your type; even then somebody may like rugged men, but still not find Rooney physically attractive (they may like rugged men, but dislike gingers, for instance). Depends what you, I or anybody else considers attractive. I'm sure plenty of people here would be baffled at my deeming Jason Manford attractive!

Similarly you and I could sit down and look at some pictures females, disagree about who is attractive-- despite not fancying any of the women. I may find blue-eyed women attractive, you may not. I may consider a lady with strong cheekbones attractive, you may not. I don't find tatoos at all attractive, you might etc. And that was my point, to answer your question Jumbler, we cannot be objective about looks (or attractiveness): Since to be objective means to avoid personal feelings/opinons, and you cannot do that in this context, since such things are in the eye of the beholder. I'm pleased that it is the case, the world would be a very dull place otherwise

>>> He only becomes ugly when you hear things about him and realise what a unapologeticly festering piece of smeared human effluent he is <<<

I would agree with you on this one Stu, his ugliness in terms of personality Although I'm sure there are people out there, who would find that 'bad boy' reputation/attitude appealing...

This post has been edited by Roger Mellie: Jan 31 2012, 19:59

[a_3]

I don't particularly fancy him.

[Waynelover]

Wayne is my ultimate sex fantasy.

No joke.

Of course he is "ugly" (what does that mean anyways?) but he is sexy as hell.

I wish he facefucks me everyday.

[ChelseaMan]

Not for me. But i think he provides an antidote to Beckham pretty boy metrosexual types who pluck wax preen to within an inch of their lives.

His chavviness seems to be part of his "charm". If he were gay he wouldnt take date to a posh restaurasnt etc but hed take his date dog racing, burger king, then shove him into a back ally and shag him in rough sex. That resonates with plenty of guys. The gay media likes to promote the muscular model types n twinks but in realuty wayne rooney who doesnt have much competition in the rugged stakes is just as popular

[berenger79]

Rough can of course be hot, but he does nothing for me.

[stretchmonkey]

Not for me. But i think he provides an antidote to Beckham pretty boy metrosexual types who pluck wax preen to within an inch of their lives.

His chavviness seems to be part of his "charm". If he were gay he wouldnt take date to a posh restaurasnt etc but hed take his date dog racing, burger king, then shove him into a back ally and shag him in rough sex. That resonates with plenty of guys. The gay media likes to promote the muscular model types n twinks but in realuty wayne rooney who doesnt have much competition in the rugged stakes is just as popular

That resonates with me. I'm fully resonated now at the thought of it.

[angelfan]

I definitely don't find him attractive in the slightest.

[ic1male]

I couldn't stop laughing at his newly grown wig in Euro 2012. He looks ridiculous. Should have just shaved it all off.

[nantha]

I don't think Rooney's 'ugly', but he is a million miles from the kind of person that presses my buttons. Personally I don't see the attraction and would say 'no' even if he offered himself on a plate, but I understand fully that others think he's great and that's absolutely how it should be.
'Ugly' is an interesting word: personally I find Ronaldos' legs ugly, but if he offered himself on a plate I still might be tempted.

[berenger79]

I couldn't stop laughing at his newly grown wig in Euro 2012. He looks ridiculous. Should have just shaved it all off.

Quite. As the old saying goes, you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

[Roger Mellie]

I couldn't stop laughing at his newly grown wig in Euro 2012. He looks ridiculous. Should have just shaved it all off.

Clearly Coleen approves (perhaps she encouraged him to do it! )

[Unilad]

His not my ideal man in terms of look, mannerism or personality. But his rugged rough man look appeals to my, should I say sexual animal side. His the type of guy I'd want to have nothing but very rough sex with. Nothing more.

I feel naughty...

[sex_machine]

He is repulsive, just like John Terry, Ryan Giggs and the countless other footballers with no morals whatsoever. Who cares what someone looks like when they are so horrible? It's like all the girls who think Chris Brown is gorgeous. He's a good looking guy but his personality is such a turn off.

[luckydog]

A great footballer but in looks it seems he fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down - including the ground.