Nintendo Condoms, Slip one of these over your joystick! Options

[toms]

Thought a certain Gamesmaster might get a kick out of seeing these!

Believe it or not nerds do have sex, and when they do, they want a chose a brand that is reliable and is as nerdy as they are. That’s why Visual Communications student Ben Marsh created the fake mock-up video game themed condoms, Play. Not only does the design awesomely resembles the old school Nintendo Gameboy, but the packaging for the individual condoms resembles actual game cartridge.

Each box of Play comes with 6-Varieties of Condoms:

* Ribbed – The Long End of Zelda
* Heat – Dong
* Tingle – Bone Zone 2
* Thin – Super Mario Land of Love
* X Safe – Sextris
* Large – Donkey Shlong

http://nerdreactor.com/2010/07/04/nintendo...themed-condoms/

[ic1male]

Donkey Schlong.

[6y7uh]

Mikes probably has them all already.



Slag.

[Astron]

Mikes probably has them all already.



Slag.

That was my first thought - minus the slag part of course.

[mikes]

I posted this on my facebook wall t'other day

Disappointed the Tingle one, isn't based on Tingle....




Fabulous

[Jonnycondom]

Tingle has to be the weirdest looking character I've ever seen. Kind of like an Irish pervert?

[mikes]

Tingle has to be the weirdest looking character I've ever seen. Kind of like an Irish pervert?

He has the nose of a 60 year old binge drinker too.

Tingle is a short, paunchy 35-year-old man who is completely obsessed with "forest fairies" and dresses up in a green costume, slightly resembling that of the main character, Link. He also wears tight red shorts and a necklace with a clock that is permanently stuck at four o'clock. Tingle is normally seen floating around on his red balloon, drawing and selling maps for his father, who runs the Southern Swamp pictograph contest and sees Tingle as "a fool". He is also known for his catchphrase: "Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah!".

Tingle appears to have a fixation for Rupees and other similar collectibles, such as Force Gems in Four Swords Adventures and Kinstones in The Minish Cap. In Majora's Mask, Tingle can be found around Termina selling maps, and in The Wind Waker, he translates Triforce Maps for a high price, among other things. Tingle's fixation for Rupees is explained in the Nintendo DS game Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, where it is stated that Tingle needs Rupees to live, as a result of a curse placed on him by Uncle Rupee. Tingle has many brothers and in The Wind Waker and the Minish Cap there are various secrets of them.

This post has been edited by mikes: Jul 7 2010, 08:25

[Jonnycondom]

Completely obsessed with forest fairies lolz. Could he be Nintendos first openly gay character? I would say Toad is, but he has that pink slag with him. Actually Luigi could be gay.

[Astron]

Completely obsessed with forest fairies lolz. Could he be Nintendos first openly gay character? I would say Toad is, but he has that pink slag with him. Actually Luigi could be gay.

Luigi had a thing with Daisy and then cheated on her with Rosalina (kinda like Mario has a tete-a-tete with Pauline evey now and then).
Birdo is gay he has a thing for Yoshi (and girly clothes).
Come to think of it, with all the love triangles going on it's about time someone introduced condoms to the mushroom kingdom.