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> Can I tell you a Joke?, a Man walks into a bar and says, "ouch!"
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post May 27 2012, 19:48
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QUOTE(Ebenezer88 @ May 27 2012, 06:57) *

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There was a vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were exceedingly stable
At the light of full moon
She grabbed a spoon
And drank herself under the table




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Well I'm dealing with a delicate stomach and I gagged when I read that.
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Well I'm dealing with a delicate stomach and I gagged when I read that. [/color]


I'd recommend Milk of Magnesia, rather menstrual discharge, to ease your stomach lol_2.gif
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What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.



Edit to add:


If you dip a cat in water and then stroke its fur backward, what do you get?

















a really pissed off cat

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There was a lady called Denise,
Who had pubes right down to her knees,
The crabs got together,
To knit her a sweater,
So in winter her twat wouldn't freeze.
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Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender came over and asked if he would like another drink. He replied, “I think not.” And he vanished.
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There was a young lady named Alice
Who used dynamite instead of a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And her arsehole in Buckingham Palace.
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There was a young lady named Alice
Who used dynamite instead of a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And her arsehole in Buckingham Palace.


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Nymphomaniacal Gill
Tried a stick of dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil
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How do you really tell what man's best friend is between his dog and his wife?

Lock them both in the boot of your car for four hours and see which one is happy to see you.
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How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know I can't get it out of my arse.


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The way things are going on Coronation Street, Hayley will be the only man left there.
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It is claimed that Stuart Hall used rohypnol. It's a knock-out.
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