QUOTE(octavian @ Oct 19 2012, 14:33)
There was a young lady named Alice
Who used dynamite instead of a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And her arsehole in Buckingham Palace.
This is the version I first heard:
Tried a stick of dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil